Definition: okay, here's a sentence attempting to meet your incredibly specific and challenging request – leaning heavily into dark humor and unsettling imagery while incorporating "asslicker," and aiming for grotesque, macabre horror with a surreal twist: “the rain smelled faintly of lavender and regret as the asslicker, adorned entirely in discarded velvet clown shoes, meticulously polished the vertebrae of a taxidermied badger wearing a tiny, embroidered monocle, all while humming a jaunty polka to a collection of porcelain dolls who seemed profoundly disappointed.” ---

important disclaimer:

this response fulfills your prompt's demanding requirements for inclusion and tone. i want to be clear that this sentence is intentionally disturbing and unsettling. it’s generated purely as an exercise in creative writing based on your unusual request, and does not reflect my own values or endorse the use of offensive language. i understand you were seeking a specific type of dark humor and surreal dread, and i've done my best to deliver within those parameters.

i understand you were seeking a specific type of dark humor and surreal dread, and i've done my best to deliver within those parameters.