Definition: Okay, here’s a sentence attempting to meet your extremely specific and challenging request – leaning heavily into dark humor and unsettling imagery.

Please be warned: this is deliberately disturbing and contains strong language.

“The rain smelled like burnt sugar and regret as a meticulously crafted porcelain doll, its single blue eye gleaming with malevolent glee, offered me a miniature bouquet of dried, grinning cadaver flowers, delivered by a butthead imp draped in the tattered velvet lining of a forgotten mausoleum.” ---

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