Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'calamity'
Okay, here's your unsettling, uncensored limerick, leaning heavily into the horrific, revolving around the chilling word "βCalamity.β: Here lies young Silas, quite wry, Consumed by a horrifying scrawl nigh. When the blight did decree, β A catastrophic spree, β Now he feeds upon your dreadful calamity.