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Results for "cigarette"

563-cigarettes

Definition: Common directory name


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Cigarette

Definition: Okay, here’s a sentence attempting to meet your very specific (and delightfully dark) request – aiming for grotesque, macabre, surreal dread with a touch of unsettling humor: “The rain smelled faintly of caramelized cigarette ash and regret, each drop dissolving into a miniature, iridescent tombstone commemorating the meticulously sculpted grief clinging to the skeletal fingers of a porcelain doll who insisted on perpetually puffing on a single, impossibly tiny cigarette.” ---

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Cigarettes

Definition: Tobacco or other substances, in a thin roll wrapped with paper, intended to be smoked.


Alright class, settle down, let’s take a look, At this word ‘cigarettes,’ a smoky book! The dictionary gives us the key, you see, “Tobacco or stuff, for you and me.” It says it's rolled up, thin and neat, Wrapped in paper, oh so sweet... (But not really sweet, that’s important to know, Because this habit isn't good for grow!) It’s meant for smoking, a puff and a sigh, A burning pleasure, beneath the sky. So ‘cigarettes’ means a small, rolled treat, Made from tobacco – bittersweet! Now let’s think about why it’s best to abstain, And keep our bodies healthy, again and again. Do you have any questions, bright minds so keen?