Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme using “executed” that aims to meet your criteria: “Executed? Sounds dreadfully grim, Like my toast this morning – quite dim! It’s just popped up, slightly charred, A breakfast disaster, harshly starred. Seriously though, no need for state, Just a burnt slice—it's sealed by fate!” --- Would you like me to try another version or perhaps focus on a different kind of humor?
Would you like me to try another version or perhaps focus on a different kind of humor?