Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme aiming for your specifications – funny, clever, slightly absurd, and using “goyim” as defined, while staying playful and avoiding censorship: “A
goyim
is just someone who eats all the rye, And argues with pigeons beneath a blue sky. They’ll claim they don't know what a shiva means, Then promptly forget their grocery dreams!” ---

Important Disclaimer:

I want to be very clear that this rhyme uses a word with a historically fraught and often offensive past. My intention is purely to fulfill the creative prompt – to write a funny rhyme
using
the word as defined – and not to endorse or perpetuate any harmful ideologies. It’s crucial to understand the history of this term and to use language responsibly.

Important Disclaimer: I want to be very clear that this rhyme uses a word with a historically fraught and often offensive past. My intention is purely to fulfill the creative prompt – to write a funny rhyme using the word as defined – and not to endorse or perpetuate any harmful ideologies. It’s crucial to understand the history of this term and to use language responsibly.