Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme playing on the definition of “kink,” aiming for funny and slightly ridiculous: “My dog just caught a squirrel with glee, A full-blown
kink
– a breathless spree! He wheezed and puffed, a joyful sound, Then promptly fell right to the ground!” --- Would you like me to try another one?

Would you like me to try another one?

Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria: “My socks were feeling rather kinky, you see, They’d coiled up tight like a grumpy bumblebee! A dryer sheet helped them loosen their plight, Now they’re straight and smooth – delightfully bright!” ---

Note:

I aimed for playful and silly without being crude. Let me know if you'd like another version!

Note: I aimed for playful and silly without being crude. Let me know if you'd like another version!