Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “pimper” (as you requested, acknowledging its lack of a defined meaning - playing on that!)
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A tiny pimper, quite unbound,
Tried stealing socks from all around!
He’d nip and dart with frantic glee,
A fluffy bandit, wild and free –
And leave the washing piled up, you see!
And leave the washing piled up, you see!