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Preserve

Definition: A sweet spread made of any of a variety of fruits.


Alright class, settle down and letโ€™s take a look! Today weโ€™re tackling the word โ€œpreserve,โ€ itโ€™s quite a treat, you see. The dictionary tells us, with glee, โ€œA sweet spread made of fruit, for you and me!โ€ Now, "preserve" means to hold something tight, To keep it safe, shining bright! Think about fruits โ€“ juicy and bold - Like berries or peaches, a story told. We take those fruits, so ripe and true, And cook them down, just for you! With sugar and pectin, a magical blend, A delicious preserve, until the very end! Itโ€™s like capturing summer in a jar, A sweet reminder, near and far. So โ€œpreserveโ€ means to keep and store, A fruity delight, we adore! Does that make sense? Any questions before we move on?