Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “shitola” (as you requested, acknowledging its undefined status) – aiming for clever and light-hearted, and avoiding excessive negativity:
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My hamster’s wearing a tiny shitola crown!
He judges my snacks with a grumpy frown,
And demands miniature pickles, upside down.
And demands miniature pickles, upside down.