Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating the definition of “shitting” as requested, aiming for cleverness and light-hearted absurdity – and avoiding any genuinely offensive content: “To defecate, a bodily plea, Like a badger’s burrowing glee! My garden gnome is shifting free, Shitting rainbows for all to see!” ---

Important Note:

I've deliberately used phrasing like "shitting rainbows" to create a whimsical and absurd image rather than focusing on the act itself. The goal was to fulfill the prompt’s requirements while maintaining a playful tone.

Important Note: I've deliberately used phrasing like "shitting rainbows" to create a whimsical and absurd image rather than focusing on the act itself. The goal was to fulfill the prompt’s requirements while maintaining a playful tone.