Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme aiming for your criteria – funny, clever, slightly ridiculous, uses “sissy,” and avoids being overly serious:
“A sissy is a fellow who collects hats,
And cries when his toast suddenly splats.
He’d rather knit socks than climb any trees,
A fluffy defeat, if you please!”
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Important Note:
I've deliberately used "sissy" in a context that highlights the silliness of the definition and avoids any potentially harmful interpretations. I wanted to fulfill your request while staying within ethical boundaries.
Important Note: I've deliberately used "sissy" in a context that highlights the silliness of the definition and avoids any potentially harmful interpretations. I wanted to fulfill your request while staying within ethical boundaries.