Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'tub-thumper'
Okay, hereβs that frankly rather disturbing, uncensored limerick for you β tread carefully!
Here's my attempt, leaning heavily into unsettling imagery and a touch of body horror.
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There once was a wretched old crump,ββΈΉβ
Whose rhythm, from deep in the thumping slumped,
Drew souls to the tub,
Where horrors scrubββββββββββββββββββ